UPDATES AND STUFF


the booty of flight

ouixa:

ouixa’s “shit dude my wallet burns” giveaway

okay so, here’s what you can get

  • an apple ipod gen 5 (any color)
  • a pair of beats by dre
  • an apple iphone 5s (any color)
  • and a macbook air

rules are

  • you MUST be following me
  • you have to make sure if you’re under 16 your parents are okay with me having your address
  • please don’t spam your followers
  • only reblogs count

can do’s

  • ship anywhere
  • don’t care who you are
  •  stay safe

distelhawk:

The bounciest booty of the bunch is back in action
y’know the best part about being an avenger? having captain america around you all the time. he just — the guy brings out the absolute best in people. you want to be good when he’s around. you really do. ivan, look around you real quick. because right now? captain america ain’t here.

spotonmysoul:

#i don’t need to look where i’m shooting #caw caw motherfuckers

No, but can we talk about this. HE KNEW THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS COMING. Either he’d sighted them before or (and this is my thinking, because HAWKEYE) he saw them coming in the windows of another building.

He makes split second calculations and looses an arrow WITHOUT LOOKING, and hits his target dead on.

This isn’t him showing off or anything. It’s tactical. It’s watching your own six while watching someone else’s.

This is years upon years of training, muscle memory, and straight up intelligence that puts most people to shame, all coming into play.

And let’s not forget, SHIELD’s physicists couldn’t figure out the tesseract opened from both sides. Yet Clint did.

When it comes down to it? This man is one of the biggest BAMFS in the Marvelverse, MCU or comics.

Clint’s human. He’s said it himself:

“You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era. So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.”

HE.

IS.

HUMAN.

And he does all this. And keeps up with people with superpowers.

I present to you: One of the baddest of asses ever to walk the planet. Clint. Mother. Fucking. Barton.

clintonfbarton:

#clint post events of cap 2 

i just wanted to do something right.

i'm not an avenger. i'm nobody.

dancys:

let’s just appreciate the new outfit.

MR POND